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why do people assume someones gay if they stand up against homophobia
thats like saying if someone stands up against animal cruelty theyre a dog
(Source: dallonweekes, via weezyababby)
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it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i’ll be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
(Source: whenthesuspenderscomeoff, via janicedelacruz)
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3rd grade
- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD EVER
- JESUS JESUS HELP ME
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whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
(via jennaloveshellokitty)
